It’s May 21st, 2011: Harold Camping and the Rapture Are Here!

Matthew Torino May 21, 2011 0

Is anybody else as scared as hell right now that the Rapture is only 4 HOURS AWAY. According to Harold Camping of Family Radio, which gave a five day weather forecast yesterday, we’re all set to be raptured tonight. Well it’s the end of the world and I’m feeling fine. 

All the religious people would get raptured first if this actually happens though so I guess we’re all going to be good for a while. Sure we won’t make it to elections to vote out the religious right and Tea Party people elected by the religious nut jobs but hey we’ll just all make it a big bro party then.

If we’re raptured, it’s going to be a fun time with the next five months all left to the people who are of ill moral repute. It should be a fun time.

Except that it’s not actually happening though there were earthquakes around midnight where the Rapture was supposed to start. Huh. Oh well. Either four hours of life left or twenty months until December 2012 when the REAL apocalypse hits. 

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